1.  Always check your pockets before doing a load of laundry.  Otherwise, you may miss the black fingernail polish that you took from your toddler and stuck in your pants for safekeeping.

2. Always investigate the loud noise coming from the load of laundry in the dryer. Otherwise, you may miss the black fingernail polish that you took from your toddler and stuck in your pockets for safekeeping. 

3. Never wash all your favorite clothes in the same load.  Otherwise, they may be ruined by the black fingernail polish that you took from your toddler and stuck in your pants for safekeeping.

4.  Never stick your head inside of the dryer when using nail polish remover to wipe off the black fingernail polish that you took from your toddler and stuck in your pants for safekeeping.  Otherwise, you may become light-headed and pass out.

5.  Never start the dryer until the nail polish has completley dried. They aren’t kidding when they say that stuff is flammable.

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