Dirt Road Musings

Before the Dust Settles

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Kindergarten Theology

Teacher:
For this assignment, you need to choose someone you know very well and tell us what this person likes and doesn't like.
Isaiah, who did you choose?
Isaiah:
Jesus
Teacher:
Okay, tell us more.
Isaiah:
He likes prayers. He likes believers. He doesn't like non-believers.
Teacher:
o.k.
Isaiah:
I was going to put that he doesn't like sinners, but that isn't true. He loves sinners. That's why he died on the cross. He doesn't like it when people know that he died on the cross and choose not to believe in Him.
Jehovah's Witness student:
You should have put that Jesus doesn't like you celebrating Christmas.
Isaiah:
Yes he does.
J.W. student:
No he doesn't.
Isaiah:
Does
J.W. Student:
doesn't
Teacher:
Okay, you two will need to talk to your parents.